| Quote | Movie | Year |
| You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? | |
| It's good to be the king. | |
| Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison? | |
| See if you can guess what I am now. I'm a zit. Get it? | |
| How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart? | |
| What hump? | |
| It sounds like you've got at least two or three people in there already. | |
| Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo. | |
| You've been exeeding the speed limit for thousands of miles! | |
| I'll have what she's having. | |
| Well, for once, the rich white man is in control. | |
| You've got no arms left. | |
| Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. | |
| Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? | |
| | Quote | Movie | Year |
| Nice beaver! | |
| People change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate. | |
| Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby | |
| Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww. | |
| I never saw a dame yet that didn't understand a good slap in the mouth or a slug from a .45. | |
| Porsche. There is no substitute. | |
| Aloha. My name is Mr. Hand. | |
| The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion. | |
| And another thing, Vonnegut! I'm gonna stop payment on the cheque! | |
| I'm sensing something very Canadian about this place. | |
| We'd better watch out, these things usually travel in pairs' | |
| Everyone I know has a big 'But...? C'mon, Simone, let's talk about *your* big 'But'. | |
| Yeah. 220... 221, whatever it takes. | |
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