| Description | Player |
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| Aston Villa captain. | |
| Swiss centre back, recently loaned to A.C. Milan. | |
| Injury-prone blonde haired England striker. | |
| Champions League winning Brazilian full-back, recently picked up on a free. | |
| Bolton defender, allegedly heaviest player in Premier league. | |
| West Brom midfielder and ex-captain, currently on loan. | |
| Left back, joint shortest player in the Premier League. | |
| Dutch forward and occasionally rapper. | |
| Deputises for Gael Clichy. | |
| Trinidadian forward known for acrobatic celebrations. | |
| Most capped England U21 player of all time. | |
| Attacking right back, once stole a toilet seat from B&Q. | |
| | Description | Player |
|---|
| First (and only) Albanian in the Premier League. | |
| Ecuadorian known as 'Chucho'. | |
| Veteran winger, tops all time EPL assists table. | |
| Most decorated African footballer in history. | |
| Wolves player, tallest in Premier League. | |
| Versatile Austrian player, currently on Wigan's books. | |
| The other Ivorian at Chelsea. | |
| Skilful (but some might say lazy) Bulgarian. | |
| Fulham's 2008/2009 Player of the Year. | |
| Cameroon international defender, previously played for Lokomotiv Moscow and Reading. | |
| Almost universally hated Blackburn forward. | |
| 2008 FA Cup winning left-footed centre back. | |
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