| Description | Player |
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| Skullcap toting goalkeeper. | |
| Big target man, most fouls committed in Premier League history. | |
| Dutch right back and club captain. | |
| Allegdly highest paid player in the Premier League, comes from Togo. | |
| Irish midfielder renowned for long throws. | |
| The only player to have played in the World Cup, Champions League, UEFA Cup, all four levels of English League football and La Liga. | |
| Norway captain and Fulham player. | |
| Club vice captain, used to be captain for local rivals, penalty specialist. | |
| Much maligned Brazil midfielder. | |
| Top scorer for 2008/2009 season, has been at eight different clubs in ten years. | |
| Club captain, never trains due to knee problems. | |
| Powerful Senegalese midfielder, nicknamed 'The Wardrobe' | |
| | Description | Player |
|---|
| Centre back, stamped on by Rooney at the 2006 World Cup | |
| Brazilian striker on loan from Manchester City, ex-CSKA Moscow. | |
| Young defensive midfielder or centre back, nephew of Rigobert. | |
| Calamitous veteran keeper. | |
| Pacy winger, occasionally plays for England, joint shortest player in Premier League. | |
| 21-year old centre back, on loan from Chelsea. | |
| Ecuadorian winger, used to play for Wigan. | |
| Stoke set piece specialist, recently injured by tripping over a dog. | |
| Young, rapid forward of Nigerian and Scottish descent. | |
| Tall, huge haired midfielder, known for heading ability and aggressive tackling. | |
| 30 million pound defender, failed to attend drugs test in 2003, 'merks' international team-mates. | |
| Hard working striker, distinctive burns on neck. | |
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