| beginning of quote | rest of quote | character name |
| Box falls out of sky, man falls out of box, man eats... | |
| Would you care for some...? | |
| A needle that looks like hay. A hay-like needle of death. A hay-like needle of death in a haystack of... uh, statues.... | |
| Ask me what happens if you die in reality. Rory: What happens? The Dream Lord: You die, stupid.... | |
| No, I have a thing, it's like a plan... | |
| bowties... | |
| I hate good wizards in fairy tales... | |
| Well, I died, and turned into a Roman... | |
| It's a fez. I wear a fez now. | |