Can you name the states by their roast?

created by Westbranch
  • Enter a State in the box below
  • Correctly named States will show up below
  • Click any empty Roast or State to answer for that location
  • Please don't be offended by any of the descriptions - they're just silly jokes not meant to be taken seriously.
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At least West Virginia makes bridges that actually go somewhere with all its pork barrel cash
You must not have built anything, because pretty much no one's come to your state since 1989
Gaming might be immoral, but it must make for great employment numbers, right?
You run a pretty efficient prison system - even Alcatraz has nothing on Andersonville
A veritable paradise - until it's time for a trip to the grocery store or gas station
Your total population is less than that of metropolitan Des Moines
So, out of curiosity, when was the last time you elected someone who wasn't knee deep in corruption?
Ranking 50th in both health and wealth is tough, but somebody's gotta do it
Apart from ratifying the Constitution first, nothing happened here - ever
Proudly thriving off the industry of tobacco! Impressively features both of college basketball's evil empires
That's a nice long official name you've got - compensating for something, perhaps?
Where apparently, the greatest threat and menace to mankind is... Wal-Mart?
3rd (soon to be 4th) largest in population, and you still think everything revolves around you
You're probably about 1/80th as exciting as the quarterback named after you
You're probably about 1/80th as exciting as the movie character named after you
Put the stress on your name's first syllable, and it describes precisely what I feel there
100 degrees Fahrenheit? Ha, just a typical spring day!
Your original settlers have traumatized generations of children as an oatmeal mascot
7 million people, and not a single professional sports team
The greatest advertisement for your state is a plotless movie about an anti-social loser
I'd do a roast for you, but Dave Barry did it far better than I ever could from 1983 to 2005
You know you're a boring state when someone would rather live in a land with two wicked witches
Everything's bigger here, especially poverty and illegal immigration
Drought? Check. Financial ruin? Check. Endless brain numbing celebrity drama? Check
Too bad you couldn't memorialize something a little more permanent on your state quarter
RoastState
You're comically irrelevant, and only make the national news when the Red River has another one of its floods
I know you're bitter about the first flight being in North Carolina, but get over it!
One word: armpit
America's greenest city is nice, but only if you can stand the unbearable smugness and condescension of its hipster residents
A gentlemanly southern state - where congressmen cane political opponents and interrupt State of the Union addresses
Amazingly, you have three of the most obnoxious sports franchises all in the same city
If not for four giant disembodied heads, no one would ever remember you
The proud home of the least desirable city in all of America
Everyone here is either drunk or still bitter about #4 (usally both at the same time)
The state that proudly re-elected George Wallace Governor in... 1982?
Your name is blatant false advertising - try changing in to 'Minore'
Boasting such upstanding statesmen as Jesse Ventura and Al Franken
No other state's original settlers found it so difficult to keep from having multiple wives
How fittingly hip and sophisticate - you chose a state name that would confuse absolutely everyone
Home of the most hated music genre in America
The Trail of Tears must be the most ignominous origin of any state
You have an inhumanly ugly state flag, and you're shaped like a gerrymandered congressional district
I'm pretty sure mother nature (not to mention BP) just hates you
You're the homestate of Eric Cartman (wait, is that a roast or toast?)
Martin Luther King's life was ended here - enough said
A lot like North Dakota, yet somehow even more obscure
Notably for absolutely nothing since the Whalers left in 1997
Your greatest contribution to the world is the nuclear bomb (closely followed by Microsoft)
Federal troops were required before you would integrate your high schools? Nice
Stop me if you've heard this one before: why was the toothbrush invented here?
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Roast of the states Quiz

  1. by Westbranch
  • Created Sep 12, 2010 in Geography
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