| Rant | Speaker | Actual quote |
|---|
| 'Post-season? Why, I doubt we'll qualify! It's foolhearty to even suggest!' | |
| 'Adequate. Adequate. Adequate. Adequate......Humourous? No. My funny bone was not tickled.' | |
| 'If they deserve the headwear of royalty, then present it to their rear ends! Our assumptions of them were ultimately correct.' | |
| 'Do you consider me a jester? I've grown weary of these moronic interrogations each evening.' | |
| 'Acquire some proven truths, upon which you may return. Acquire some proven truths, upon which you may return. Disregard annual income!' | |
| 'I should be your intended target! I'm a male who's lived four decades!' | |
| 'Write your handle down! Act with the prominence of XY chromosome! Or, with YY chromosome! Simply write your handle down!' | |
| 'Excellent; you stumbled, rotund swine! Partake in an additional pastry! Partake in an additional pastry! | |
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