| Roast | Character | Game of Origin |
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| Props on the cuteness. But no props on your fighting style and rivalry with Asuka. | |
| You've only been in three Tekken games and Namco leaves you out in the dust a lot. No wonder why many fans seem to like you. | |
| What's this? A baby dinosaur in Tekken. You should have stayed in comics. | |
| Not only did you appear in Tekken games, but also that of Soul Calibur. Make up your minds, Namco. | |
| Just an excuse to amalgamate Kazuya and Law and give him silver hair. What color hair did you have before silver? | |
| Instead of fighting, why don't you take up modeling? Other than that, you're a bit better than Eddy. | |
| Here's a cute Chinese schoolgirl with some weak moves. Seriously, go back to school and leave the fighting to the pros. | |
| They even have a zombie in Tekken. What can you do, bite someone's arm off. Try it on Yoshimitsu. | |
| Hey, it's some guy who thinks he's a great Kung Fu fighter, but is not. That's why they left you out of Street Fighter X Tekken. | |
| Come back to the arena when you lose...oh, let's say 200 pounds. | |
| You're just a Japanese schoolgirl who is a carbon copy of Xiaoyu. | |
| You're a good boxer who will win the next Tekken tournament. NOT. Your moves are kinda weak. | |
| Now they put a weapon on a robot. How original and useless. | |
| Look at the man with a jaguar mask. He has too many moves. Try to cut down on some of them. | |
| You're an amalgamation of Ken and Guile with a beard and you claim to kill bears off with one punch. Let's see you kill Yogi off. | |
| What's green, tough, and thinks he's a god? Yourself, you excuse for a demonic ruler. | |
| Continuing the tradition of family business and being a devil. Plus, you want to kill your father and grandfather. What a nutty family tree. | |
| Oh no, an evil tycoon from Japan. I hope he doesn't monopolize the McDonalds franchise. | |
| No one knows about your gender and you have a generic fighting style. | |
| It was better with just a devil. Now they added a good side, too. Pathetic. | |
| I didn't know trees could fight. What's next, a house? | |
| Great, now they have a Samuel L. Jackson-like fighter with no background origin. We want to know more about you, you wannabe assassin. | |
| | Roast | Character | Game of Origin |
|---|
| Just an excuse to see Sagat in Tekken. | |
| Bill Goldberg called and he wants his appearance and moves back, you wannabe for Goldberg. | |
| Now they have a metallic test dummy. What's next, an ice cream dummy? | |
| You're worse than your first form. Go get a haircut and lose that weight, beast. | |
| In your first appearance, you were a worthless clone of Yoshimitsu. Now you're a female. How did you get that sex change? Surgery? | |
| Aren't you supposed to be dead by now? And why are your son, grandson, and great-grandson fighting you when they fight amongst themselves? | |
| How original. A coal-colored clone of everyone's favorite wrestler. | |
| That's odd. I didn't know we had a Swedish Mishima family member. I betcha the next one will be Israeli. | |
| I wish they didn't add a baby kangaroo to a fighting game. You, my friend, are some kind of joke. | |
| First, we have a devil version of Kazuya and now, we have another devil. No more demons, Namco. | |
| Let's face it, your cousin is cooler than you and you've never met Jin until the fifth King of Iron Fist tournament. Let's make you Jin's umpteenth cousin, many times removed. | |
| Blonde hair. Check. Sexy purple outfit. Double check. Hard to pull off moves and sucky spin off. Triple check. | |
| At 105, you still fight. It's time we put you in a nursing home, grandpa. | |
| It's Jacky Chan as a cop. What's next, Bruce Lee as an accountant? | |
| You're not Nina's sister. You're a carbon copy of her and you don red rather than purple. | |
| Here's a thinner version of a fat man. If only Buddy Love and Sherman Klump can make guest appearances. | |
| Why did they put a deadly purple version of Big Bird in Tekken 6? To beat the other Tekken characters, which you do a lot. | |
| Let's face it. You've been in the first two Tekkens and now you let your daughter take your place. Time to whoop her butt. | |
| You're a hto girl, but why don't you let the wolf fight for you? | |
| Here's another original fighter: a matador who loves to fight. Seriously, Vega is better than you. | |
| Bruce Lee with a mustache. How original. | |
| Here's a robot that looks like Guile. I betcha they don't create a whole army of you to destroy Akron. | |
| | Roast | Character | Game of Origin |
|---|
| You're worse than Mokujin. And, on top of all that, you're a robot with no cool moves. | |
| Why did you have to take your father's place in the third Tekken? Why couldn't you let daddy fight for you, you Brandon Lee wannabe? | |
| You're nothing but the love child of Rose and Dhalsim. | |
| A big purple demon imitating the lead character of the series. I hoped it wasn't a dinosaur. | |
| When it comes to sumos, you seem to be the worst. Let's face it, E. Honda is better than you. | |
| A bear in a fighting game? How original. What's next, a penguin? | |
| First a bear, now a kangaroo. I hope Namco doesn't add a tiger to the game, next. | |
| Oh my, an endangered species in a Tekken game. When your kind is all exterminated, I guess Paul will kill you, too. | |
| Let's face it, when it comes to Tae Kwon Do, you seem to wreck the fighting style rather than observe it properly. Furthermore, do Tae Kwon Do experts ride motorcycles? | |
| OK, I thought dinosaurs were supposed to be extinct. I could be wrong. | |
| OK, now things are getting weird here. A soldier in Tekken? How about he quit fighting altogether and fight in wars. | |
| When it comes to Tae Kwon Do, Kim Kaphwan can kick your butt cause he's better than you. | |
| You were missing from Tekken 3 and, yet, you claim to be the star of the Tekken series. Not only that, we hoped you would stay dead after dear old dad threw you off a cliff. | |
| What? A butler in the Tekken series?!!! That's the strangest fighter I've ever seen. I hope a chef is next. | |
| First, they made you with lots of machinery. Next, they put you in shades and a hat. I hope they make you naked next time around. | |
| OK, you seemed to take your mother's place in the current Tekken games and your stronger. But can you change your fighting style so that you don't imitate your mom? | |
| Now they have Capeoira fighting in Tekken. That's the reason why you were the least popular character in Tekken 3. Try another fighting style. | |
| Now I'm seeing things. A disco guy who fights like Eddy. What happens in the seventies stays in the seventies. | |
| You're one of the worst Tekken fighters ever. Go back to being a behind the scenes scientist and leave Tekken to the fighters. Other than that, good experiments. | |
| Hey, it's a female robot in Tekken. But seriously, let's take away the extra machinery and see what it's like with just your hands. | |
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