Tekken Roasts

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Let's face it, when it comes to Tae Kwon Do, you seem to wreck the fighting style rather than observe it properly. Furthermore, do Tae Kwon Do experts ride motorcycles?Tekken 3
Let's face it, your cousin is cooler than you and you've never met Jin until the fifth King of Iron Fist tournament. Let's make you Jin's umpteenth cousin, many times removed.Tekken 5
First, they made you with lots of machinery. Next, they put you in shades and a hat. I hope they make you naked next time around.Tekken
First, we have a devil version of Kazuya and now, we have another devil. No more demons, Namco.Tekken 5
Just an excuse to see Sagat in Tekken.Tekken 2
Why did you have to take your father's place in the third Tekken? Why couldn't you let daddy fight for you, you Brandon Lee wannabe?Tekken 3
OK, I thought dinosaurs were supposed to be extinct. I could be wrong.Tekken 2
Oh my, an endangered species in a Tekken game. When your kind is all exterminated, I guess Paul will kill you, too.Tekken 3
In your first appearance, you were a worthless clone of Yoshimitsu. Now you're a female. How did you get that sex change? Surgery?Tekken
Bill Goldberg called and he wants his appearance and moves back, you wannabe for Goldberg.Tekken 4
Continuing the tradition of family business and being a devil. Plus, you want to kill your father and grandfather. What a nutty family tree.Tekken 3
Bruce Lee with a mustache. How original.Tekken
Blonde hair. Check. Sexy purple outfit. Double check. Hard to pull off moves and sucky spin off. Triple check.Tekken
Why did they put a deadly purple version of Big Bird in Tekken 6? To beat the other Tekken characters, which you do a lot.Tekken 6
Props on the cuteness. But no props on your fighting style and rivalry with Asuka.Tekken 5 Dark Resurrection
You're just a Japanese schoolgirl who is a carbon copy of Xiaoyu.Tekken 4
Now they have a metallic test dummy. What's next, an ice cream dummy?Tekken Tag Tournament
Let's face it. You've been in the first two Tekkens and now you let your daughter take your place. Time to whoop her butt.Tekken
A big purple demon imitating the lead character of the series. I hoped it wasn't a dinosaur.Tekken
You're a good boxer who will win the next Tekken tournament. NOT. Your moves are kinda weak.Tekken 4
Hey, it's some guy who thinks he's a great Kung Fu fighter, but is not. That's why they left you out of Street Fighter X Tekken.Tekken 5
What? A butler in the Tekken series?!!! That's the strangest fighter I've ever seen. I hope a chef is next.Tekken Tag Tournament 2
RoastCharacterGame of Origin
You're not Nina's sister. You're a carbon copy of her and you don red rather than purple.Tekken
You were missing from Tekken 3 and, yet, you claim to be the star of the Tekken series. Not only that, we hoped you would stay dead after dear old dad threw you off a cliff.Tekken
Here's a thinner version of a fat man. If only Buddy Love and Sherman Klump can make guest appearances.Tekken Tag Tournament 2
Just an excuse to amalgamate Kazuya and Law and give him silver hair. What color hair did you have before silver?Tekken
Here's a cute Chinese schoolgirl with some weak moves. Seriously, go back to school and leave the fighting to the pros.Tekken 3
Great, now they have a Samuel L. Jackson-like fighter with no background origin. We want to know more about you, you wannabe assassin.Tekken 5
Not only did you appear in Tekken games, but also that of Soul Calibur. Make up your minds, Namco.Tekken
OK, you seemed to take your mother's place in the current Tekken games and your stronger. But can you change your fighting style so that you don't imitate your mom?Tekken 3
Instead of fighting, why don't you take up modeling? Other than that, you're a bit better than Eddy.Tekken 4
I wish they didn't add a baby kangaroo to a fighting game. You, my friend, are some kind of joke.Tekken 5
First a bear, now a kangaroo. I hope Namco doesn't add a tiger to the game, next.Tekken 2
You're an amalgamation of Ken and Guile with a beard and you claim to kill bears off with one punch. Let's see you kill Yogi off.Tekken
Hey, it's a female robot in Tekken. But seriously, let's take away the extra machinery and see what it's like with just your hands.Tekken 6
You're one of the worst Tekken fighters ever. Go back to being a behind the scenes scientist and leave Tekken to the fighters. Other than that, good experiments.Tekken 3
At 105, you still fight. It's time we put you in a nursing home, grandpa.Tekken
What's this? A baby dinosaur in Tekken. You should have stayed in comics.Tekken 3
It's Jacky Chan as a cop. What's next, Bruce Lee as an accountant?Tekken 2
Aren't you supposed to be dead by now? And why are your son, grandson, and great-grandson fighting you when they fight amongst themselves?Tekken 5
They even have a zombie in Tekken. What can you do, bite someone's arm off. Try it on Yoshimitsu.Tekken 3
Come back to the arena when you lose...oh, let's say 200 pounds.Tekken 6
How original. A coal-colored clone of everyone's favorite wrestler.Tekken
Now I'm seeing things. A disco guy who fights like Eddy. What happens in the seventies stays in the seventies.Tekken 3
RoastCharacterGame of Origin
That's odd. I didn't know we had a Swedish Mishima family member. I betcha the next one will be Israeli.Tekken 6
When it comes to Tae Kwon Do, Kim Kaphwan can kick your butt cause he's better than you.Tekken 2
It was better with just a devil. Now they added a good side, too. Pathetic.Tekken 2
You're worse than your first form. Go get a haircut and lose that weight, beast.Tekken 3
When it comes to sumos, you seem to be the worst. Let's face it, E. Honda is better than you.Tekken
I didn't know trees could fight. What's next, a house?Tekken 3
A bear in a fighting game? How original. What's next, a penguin?Tekken
Here's another original fighter: a matador who loves to fight. Seriously, Vega is better than you.Tekken 6
Now they have Capeoira fighting in Tekken. That's the reason why you were the least popular character in Tekken 3. Try another fighting style.Tekken 3
No one knows about your gender and you have a generic fighting style.Tekken 6
Now they put a weapon on a robot. How original and useless.Tekken 3
You've only been in three Tekken games and Namco leaves you out in the dust a lot. No wonder why many fans seem to like you.Tekken 2
Oh no, an evil tycoon from Japan. I hope he doesn't monopolize the McDonalds franchise.Tekken
Here's a robot that looks like Guile. I betcha they don't create a whole army of you to destroy Akron.Tekken
You're worse than Mokujin. And, on top of all that, you're a robot with no cool moves.Tekken 4
OK, now things are getting weird here. A soldier in Tekken? How about he quit fighting altogether and fight in wars.Tekken 5 Dark Resurrection
You're a hto girl, but why don't you let the wolf fight for you?Tekken Tag Tournament
What's green, tough, and thinks he's a god? Yourself, you excuse for a demonic ruler.Tekken 3
Look at the man with a jaguar mask. He has too many moves. Try to cut down on some of them.Tekken
You're nothing but the love child of Rose and Dhalsim.Tekken 6

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