| Clue | Answer |
| This small black child can't catch a break. | |
| Master of the friend zone. | |
| One foot out of the closet. | |
| Out and PROUD! | |
| Kissed a boy! And he liked it! | |
| Mopey bitch. | |
| 'I am not a robot!' | |
| 'The Biggest Poser.' | |
| International Man of Mystery. | |
| This poster is not really a woman. | |
| Hairier than Twilight. | |
| Can't ****ing swim. Can you belive that ****? | |
| But wait! This ****er can't ride a bike! | |
| Wears Moon Boots. | |
| The ultimate music snob. | |
| This creep probably knows your home address. | |
| Dabbled in emoism. | |
| Souless. | |
| Undercover Wetback. | |
| Couldn't hack it. | |
| | Clue | Answer |
| Bristol on the mind. | |
| Dominating the Open Court. | |
| Suckin' Trey's Balls. | |
| Chipmunk. | |
| Picked his teams by throwing darts. | |
| Caught up in a torrid ustream love affair. | |
| STFU, Bob. | |
| He'll block your shot. | |
| Sports a mean pedostache. | |
| Sea Cow. | |
| Small Forward on the Sacramento Kings. | |
| Uncircumcised Jew. | |
| Jab-steppin' | |
| Sleeps on plastic sheets. | |
| 'The Poon Rater.' | |
| Pink Pinstripes. | |
| LOLWTFBBQ | |
| Like the fist of an angry God. | |
| Might give you an And 1. | |
| Cereal Rapist. | |
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