| Quote | Movie | Actor/Character |
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| ''You haven't lived 'til you've been on a coon hunt, and after that, you don't want to.' | |
| 'S**t. I hope he doesn't die. I can't handle summer school.' | |
| 'I'm here, man.' | |
| 'Well my nuts are halfway up my a**, but other than that I'm perfect!' | |
| 'Could I interest you in a nightcap?' 'No, thank you, I don't wear them | |
| 'That kangaroo stole my ball!' | |
| 'I have a black belt in akido. And the boots to match.' | |
| 'You don't want to meet a chick in a bar, man. ... You've got to go to other places; you've got to go to spin class, farmer's market, pumpkin patch (given the time of year).' | |
| 'Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it.' | |
| 'I've actually heard that Snow Peak Peach is the best flavor of Boone's.' | |
| | Quote | Movie | Actor/Character |
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| 'I'm just as God made me, sir.' | |
| 'This is terrible, this idea.' | |
| 'The man ate bacon at every meal. You .... you can't do that.' | |
| 'You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license. ' | |
| 'What is the wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow?' | |
| 'Ahh ... a bear in his natural habitat: a Studebaker.' | |
| 'One minute you're up half a million in soybeans and the next, boom, your kids don't go to college and they've repossessed your Bentley.' | |
| 'No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.' | |
| 'You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us. ' | |
| 'We met at Starbucks. Not at the same Starbucks but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other.' | |
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