Bender, who were you talking to?

Actually, most doctors are rich.

We gotta get someplace where he can't put his finger.

Fry you can't spend all your time in the dark listening to classical music

Oh God! What have I done?

Come Bender. You'll like being dead.

But sir, it's an emergency

Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually?

Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?

My girlfriend had one of those. Actually it wasn't hers, it was her dads.And she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed Her curtains

Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony?

What are their names?

OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.

Bender, we're trying our best.

For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist!

You know, I was God once.

Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it?

Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV.

Wow. They discovered an intact 20th century pizzeria. Just like the one I used to work at.

But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.

Professor, make a woman out of me.

That could be my beautiful soul sitting naked on her couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing.

Fetal stem cells? Aren't those controversial?

Okay, it's $500, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very…

When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults.

All in all, I had a pretty sweet life. How about we grab a six pack and watch the universe end.

I finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.

Leela's gonna kill me.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

Professor, we need to talk to you about Fry