| Quote | Character |
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| The only person that can keep a promise that big is God, and I haven't seen him holding a scalpel lately. | |
| Well then I guess you're screwed. | |
| Oh, good lord. He got to you, too. | |
| Don't you dare come to me for forgiveness, you traitorous bitch. | |
| What do I care if his abs are where his soul should be? | |
| I want all of you people to do what I say! | |
| Let me say it once: Grandpa... Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa! | |
| Meredith, I want your crappy babies. All of them. | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| I'm telling you, I have the energy of ten men. | |
| How would you feel if she called your penis angry or snide? | |
| I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on the back of your skull? | |
| Bow to me, for I am the queen of interns! | |
| This man is trying to kill himself. God forgive me I need you to let him. | |
| I am not your sister! | |
| You have hot boobs, and I stare at them too. | |
| This is more disturbing than your bag full of mommy. | |
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