| The Dirty Deed | |
| This Character Took a 'Victory Lap' while his teamates were freaking out about a mysterious Pregnancy at the Goat House Landline | |
| He went throught Cheerleader hazing for Freshmen as a Sophtmore | |
| High Pitched Yelling as a Girl with arms made of Beer cans chases him | |
| Stuck his Finger up Thads butt...for the sake of the Team | |
| Running back that ditched BMS for Georgia | |
| He stopped the riot after BMS's perfect season was achieved | |
| BMS Coach with nasal problems | |
| Dedicated Offensive linemen whoses posioned an entrie Clementine party and took a dump on the ball ...for the sake of the team | |
| His First day of ractice he showed up in a thong and the team captain was jealous | |
| He helped a certain captain go on a vision quest | |
| What other BMS team has been in a long fueding war with the football Team | |