| Catchphrase | Character | Actor |
| I just farted. Jealous? | |
| Oh, Dios Mio! | |
| Approved! | |
| Ooh whee, what up with that? | |
| Hey you guys, it's official, I can't have children. (Sad trombone) | |
| Oh, it's the computer that's stupid, not you, right? | |
| New York's hottest club is Wish. | |
| Hand me that bucket of bum sperm. | |
| You look like a rabbit. | |
| That bird is a liar! | |
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