| Your Team Sucks | Your Team |
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| Cuantos Super Bowls has ganado? Cero? LOL | |
| Your city only cares about college football. Your quarterback made people actually like PETA. | |
| Oh my God, you have the worst fans in the history of forever. | |
| You've had a rich and successful history...except for the part where you choked in the playoffs...every single year...ever. | |
| Who cares about the football team? How's Dale Junior doing? | |
| There's nothing particularly interesting to say about your team, but you've won six games in the last three years. SIX GAMES!!!!! | |
| Seriously, why do you still have a football team? Are you even on a map? Also, your local food specialty is vastly inferior to international variations. | |
| Your owner is an idiot and you have the second most hilarious fatty in the NFL. | |
| | Your Team Sucks | Your Team |
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| You've enjoyed your last Super Bowl win for a long time and your greatest player doesn't prefer pepsi. | |
| Oh, how the mighty have fallen. You've had a worse half decade than the Warriors. THE WARRIORS. | |
| Your uniforms made people want to rip their eyes out with their bare hands. So did your football team. Actually, they still do. | |
| You're the only team that matters, right? Your quarterback sucks in the playoffs and rhymes with a slur. Congratulations. | |
| Your teams sucks horribly and always has, but at least your city isn't being affected by the worst recession since World War II. | |
| Congratulations on your football team's success. Time to celebrate get drunk off the muddy water that still's still flooding your house. | |
| You lost the Super Bowl. Please, for the love of humanity, shut up about the refs. | |
| You tried to win a Super Bowl with Rex Grossman. Rex. Grossman. | |
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