Roast of the AFC

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Your Team SucksYour Team
You found someone who sucked even more than JaMarcus Russell. Congratulations.
You like your old team more than your new team and you won't stop whining about it. Move on. Your quarterback is ugly.
You're trying to mimic the Patriots. You're failing miserably.
Yay, you had that amazing season, like, 40 years ago. Please shut up now. Or die, whichever comes first.
Your fans act like they've won something in their lifetimes. Yet somehow your coach pisses everyone off even more. Please shut up. All of you. Now.
No one brags about wild card teams quite like you do. Joe Montana loves you guys.
Your owner refuses to die despite his stellar ability to find great quarterbacks and you make your fans want to consume fatal quantities of purple drank.
Your superstar is a choker and his commercials suck.
Your Team SucksYour Team
Every time you think you've found a horrible, soul crushing way to choke in the playoffs, your team comes up with a new one. Still enjoying that new football team?
You've written the book on humiliation and your rallying cry is to get people to feel sorry for you.
You lost one awful franchise and replaced it with another. Even the Bills embarrassed your city.
If your quarterback gets crushed and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Remember when your team was awesome? Of course not, because everyone who saw them is dead now. At least you have LeBron. Wait, you don't? LOL.
Your team preaches honesty and moral values - unless it hurts their chances of winning, of course. Rapers gonna rape.
Everyone felt sorry for your city ten years ago. Now they hate you. Oh yeah, you cheated.
Your coach is insane and everyone hates your quarterback. Enough of the denial, they both suck.

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