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Taking full advantage of the roast phenomenon.
Your Team Sucks
You like your old team more than your new team and you won't stop whining about it. Move on. Your quarterback is ugly.
Your coach is insane and everyone hates your quarterback. Enough of the denial, they both suck.
Remember when your team was awesome? Of course not, because everyone who saw them is dead now. At least you have LeBron. Wait, you don't? LOL.
You found someone who sucked even more than JaMarcus Russell. Congratulations.
If your quarterback gets crushed and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
You're trying to mimic the Patriots. You're failing miserably.
Yay, you had that amazing season, like, 40 years ago. Please shut up now. Or die, whichever comes first.
Your team preaches honesty and moral values - unless it hurts their chances of winning, of course. Rapers gonna rape.
Your Team Sucks
Your superstar is a choker and his commercials suck.
You lost one awful franchise and replaced it with another. Even the Bills embarrassed your city.
Your owner refuses to die despite his stellar ability to find great quarterbacks and you make your fans want to consume fatal quantities of purple drank.
Everyone felt sorry for your city ten years ago. Now they hate you. Oh yeah, you cheated.
You've written the book on humiliation and your rallying cry is to get people to feel sorry for you.
Every time you think you've found a horrible, soul crushing way to choke in the playoffs, your team comes up with a new one. Still enjoying that new football team?
Your fans act like they've won something in their lifetimes. Yet somehow your coach pisses everyone off even more. Please shut up. All of you. Now.
No one brags about wild card teams quite like you do. Joe Montana loves you guys.
You haven't played this game yet.
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