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Roast of the AFC
Can you name the Roast of the AFC?
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Taking full advantage of the roast phenomenon.
Your Team Sucks
You like your old team more than your new team and you won't stop whining about it. Move on. Your quarterback is ugly.
Your team preaches honesty and moral values - unless it hurts their chances of winning, of course. Rapers gonna rape.
You found someone who sucked even more than JaMarcus Russell. Congratulations.
Your owner refuses to die despite his stellar ability to find great quarterbacks and you make your fans want to consume fatal quantities of purple drank.
You've written the book on humiliation and your rallying cry is to get people to feel sorry for you.
Your superstar is a choker and his commercials suck.
Every time you think you've found a horrible, soul crushing way to choke in the playoffs, your team comes up with a new one. Still enjoying that new football team?
Everyone felt sorry for your city ten years ago. Now they hate you. Oh yeah, you cheated.
Your Team Sucks
You're trying to mimic the Patriots. You're failing miserably.
Yay, you had that amazing season, like, 40 years ago. Please shut up now. Or die, whichever comes first.
Your coach is insane and everyone hates your quarterback. Enough of the denial, they both suck.
If your quarterback gets crushed and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Your fans act like they've won something in their lifetimes. Yet somehow your coach pisses everyone off even more. Please shut up. All of you. Now.
You lost one awful franchise and replaced it with another. Even the Bills embarrassed your city.
No one brags about wild card teams quite like you do. Joe Montana loves you guys.
Remember when your team was awesome? Of course not, because everyone who saw them is dead now. At least you have LeBron. Wait, you don't? LOL.
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