State Sayings

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My dad would toss me in the air to put me to sleep when I was a child. We had low ceilings
High school reunions suck when you were home schooled
Everyone should be forced to wear leotards
Please dont sit on my child
Jelly is made from jellyfish
I popped my eye ball on a branch
My brains hurt
I cant believe I ate the whole thing
Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood
Spaghetti gives me heartburn
The Jolly Green Giant stole my virginity
When everything is coming your way your in the wrong lane
The tree fell on my mother
The only good time to yell out I have diaherra is when your playing scrabble
If I was a cat I would fly
Im all swampy in my pants
My girlfriend looks a little like Jessica Alba, and a lot like Patrick Ewing
The ninjas took grandma
Who left the caps off these markers
Its better to die peacefully like my grandfather than to die screaming like the passengers in his car
If the moon was made of spare ribs instead of cheese would you eat it
Only wear your bee-keeping outfit when your bee-keeping
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal
Who is this guy in the shower with me
The only place you should say dont mix coloreds and whites is in a laundromat
I wish I had ate more rice cakes
My boss told me to go an extra mile, but then he was pissed when he had to come get me
My sweet tea tastes like farts
Why are there so many worms in the meatloaf
Yoshi Tatsu is our leader
My giraffe died
Theres more to life than hamburgers
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
Dont drink all the pickle sauce
A good way to start a conversation is 'Whats your favorite color?' A good way to end a conversation is 'Whats your favorite color....person?'
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Stop hitting each other with mops
I sold my house last week, it made my landlord mad as hell
My cow is covered with cowlicks
I ate a whole jar of mayonaise last night
You ate Brads potato
Why is this creamy peanut butter so chunky
There is a urinal in my dining room
I ate three lemons today
My dog bit my face again
Why is there cheese on my pancakes
This furball tastes funny
He stuck his pipe in my manhole
A lot of times I'll do something and I'll think to myself that is so raven
I got caught shoplifting at the chevy dealership

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