State Sayings

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The Jolly Green Giant stole my virginity
Jelly is made from jellyfish
There is a urinal in my dining room
My boss told me to go an extra mile, but then he was pissed when he had to come get me
Please dont sit on my child
Why is this creamy peanut butter so chunky
Who is this guy in the shower with me
When everything is coming your way your in the wrong lane
My giraffe died
My dad would toss me in the air to put me to sleep when I was a child. We had low ceilings
You ate Brads potato
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
This furball tastes funny
I ate three lemons today
The tree fell on my mother
If the moon was made of spare ribs instead of cheese would you eat it
Dont drink all the pickle sauce
Spaghetti gives me heartburn
Yoshi Tatsu is our leader
Why are there so many worms in the meatloaf
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
A good way to start a conversation is 'Whats your favorite color?' A good way to end a conversation is 'Whats your favorite color....person?'
He stuck his pipe in my manhole
I got caught shoplifting at the chevy dealership
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal
Stop hitting each other with mops
Im all swampy in my pants
I wish I had ate more rice cakes
I ate a whole jar of mayonaise last night
Only wear your bee-keeping outfit when your bee-keeping
My cow is covered with cowlicks
Everyone should be forced to wear leotards
High school reunions suck when you were home schooled
Its better to die peacefully like my grandfather than to die screaming like the passengers in his car
I sold my house last week, it made my landlord mad as hell
Who left the caps off these markers
I cant believe I ate the whole thing
I popped my eye ball on a branch
Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood
The ninjas took grandma
Theres more to life than hamburgers
My dog bit my face again
My girlfriend looks a little like Jessica Alba, and a lot like Patrick Ewing
My brains hurt
The only place you should say dont mix coloreds and whites is in a laundromat
Why is there cheese on my pancakes
If I was a cat I would fly
The only good time to yell out I have diaherra is when your playing scrabble
My sweet tea tastes like farts
A lot of times I'll do something and I'll think to myself that is so raven

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Created Feb 19, 2011ReportNominate
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