State Sayings

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Please dont sit on my child
If I was a cat I would fly
When everything is coming your way your in the wrong lane
A lot of times I'll do something and I'll think to myself that is so raven
My sweet tea tastes like farts
I ate a whole jar of mayonaise last night
You ate Brads potato
The only good time to yell out I have diaherra is when your playing scrabble
The only place you should say dont mix coloreds and whites is in a laundromat
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
I popped my eye ball on a branch
My brains hurt
My boss told me to go an extra mile, but then he was pissed when he had to come get me
My cow is covered with cowlicks
Yoshi Tatsu is our leader
There is a urinal in my dining room
A good way to start a conversation is 'Whats your favorite color?' A good way to end a conversation is 'Whats your favorite color....person?'
Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood
My dad would toss me in the air to put me to sleep when I was a child. We had low ceilings
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal
I ate three lemons today
High school reunions suck when you were home schooled
The Jolly Green Giant stole my virginity
Spaghetti gives me heartburn
I sold my house last week, it made my landlord mad as hell
Theres more to life than hamburgers
The tree fell on my mother
Only wear your bee-keeping outfit when your bee-keeping
Im all swampy in my pants
Its better to die peacefully like my grandfather than to die screaming like the passengers in his car
My girlfriend looks a little like Jessica Alba, and a lot like Patrick Ewing
Who left the caps off these markers
Why are there so many worms in the meatloaf
He stuck his pipe in my manhole
Everyone should be forced to wear leotards
I wish I had ate more rice cakes
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
My dog bit my face again
Why is there cheese on my pancakes
I got caught shoplifting at the chevy dealership
Stop hitting each other with mops
The ninjas took grandma
Dont drink all the pickle sauce
Who is this guy in the shower with me
Jelly is made from jellyfish
Why is this creamy peanut butter so chunky
My giraffe died
This furball tastes funny
I cant believe I ate the whole thing
If the moon was made of spare ribs instead of cheese would you eat it

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Created Feb 19, 2011ReportNominate
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