State Sayings

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I sold my house last week, it made my landlord mad as hell
Spaghetti gives me heartburn
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal
Im all swampy in my pants
The only place you should say dont mix coloreds and whites is in a laundromat
I got caught shoplifting at the chevy dealership
He stuck his pipe in my manhole
My giraffe died
I ate a whole jar of mayonaise last night
Stop hitting each other with mops
I ate three lemons today
Why is this creamy peanut butter so chunky
A lot of times I'll do something and I'll think to myself that is so raven
My dog bit my face again
My cow is covered with cowlicks
The only good time to yell out I have diaherra is when your playing scrabble
Who is this guy in the shower with me
A good way to start a conversation is 'Whats your favorite color?' A good way to end a conversation is 'Whats your favorite color....person?'
The Jolly Green Giant stole my virginity
High school reunions suck when you were home schooled
Everyone should be forced to wear leotards
Dont drink all the pickle sauce
Its better to die peacefully like my grandfather than to die screaming like the passengers in his car
When everything is coming your way your in the wrong lane
Only wear your bee-keeping outfit when your bee-keeping
There is a urinal in my dining room
My brains hurt
Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood
Who left the caps off these markers
My sweet tea tastes like farts
My dad would toss me in the air to put me to sleep when I was a child. We had low ceilings
My boss told me to go an extra mile, but then he was pissed when he had to come get me
The tree fell on my mother
I wish I had ate more rice cakes
Jelly is made from jellyfish
You ate Brads potato
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
My girlfriend looks a little like Jessica Alba, and a lot like Patrick Ewing
The ninjas took grandma
If I was a cat I would fly
If the moon was made of spare ribs instead of cheese would you eat it
Please dont sit on my child
This furball tastes funny
Why is there cheese on my pancakes
Theres more to life than hamburgers
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
Why are there so many worms in the meatloaf
Yoshi Tatsu is our leader
I cant believe I ate the whole thing
I popped my eye ball on a branch

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Created Feb 19, 2011ReportNominate
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