| Review | Song |
| What about (title)? And what's so fun about only one horse pulling your sleigh? | |
| Hey! I'll decorate my house however I want to. And what's with all the Fas and Las? | |
| Man, this lady must be really rich. | |
| I'm sorry, but by the time I've went all the way there and back, Jesus will be a full grown man. | |
| Excuse me, but if I'm gonna have a big Christmas, I can. | |
| Why should I care? I live nowhere near Santa Claus Lane. | |
| You seem pretty cheery for someone whose Grandmother might be unconcious now. | |
| Are you sure? 'Cause there's alot better gifts out there. | |
| Hey! Be quiet! I'm trying to sleep! You keep talking about a (title), and you won't stop singing! | |
| Ok, I get the point! You wish me A merry Christmas. But isn't it a little early to be wishing me a happy New Year? | |
| There making a pretty big deal about the branches. Don't they care about the presents underneath or the ornaments that are on it? | |