| Quotes | Minor characters |
| 'I love the young people.' | |
| 'I called earlier and then hung up 'cause I was nervous.' | |
| 'Arrggh. Insulting a man's ship, be worse than insulting his mother.' | |
| 'Now, who wants to lick the spoon?' | |
| 'There's evil afoot!' | |
| 'You know fried foods are O-U-T, out.' | |
| 'Don't just stand there, dude! The tide's coming in!' | |
| 'I have checks, with little poodles on them.' | |
| 'You need six hundred to pass. Ya got six.' | |
| 'EYOYOYEH!' | |
| | Quotes | Minor characters |
| 'Who has my sting ointment?' | |
| 'To the meatloaf! Away!' | |
| 'Come on everyone, let's go take a ride in my balloon slash casino!' | |
| 'I'll take a double triple balty deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with the shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.' | |
| 'Hey man, that's my hat! Give it back!' | |
| 'My leg!' | |
| 'Die zombie!' | |
| 'I'm gonna kick your butt.' | |
| 'We interupt this laughter and other people's expense.' | |
| 'Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.' | |
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