The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect people miles away...

He once taught a horse...

He's been known to cure narcolepsy...

He takes his salad dressing right on the salad...

His charm is so contagious...

He makes orange juice...

He once asked a woman to say NO to him...

He counts his chickens before they hatch...

His recipe for deviled eggs...

Presidents...

His business card simply says...

In museums...

If he were to punch you in the face...

When he drives a new car off the lot...

He divorced his wife because...

He once brought a knife to a gunfight...

Sasquatch...

Sharks have a week...

He once went to a psychic...

He once challenged his reflection to a staring contest...

His mother ...

He is the only person...

He is so gentle with women...

His passwords...

He has never...

His small talk...

He once punched a magician...

People hang on his every word...

He could disarm you with his looks...

Everytime he goes for a swim...