He is the only man...
Regardless of temperature...
He can open a pinata...
If you were to see him walking a chihuahua...
Dicing onions never makes him cry...
He is the life of parties...
He wouldnt be afraid to show his feminine side...
He's won trophies...
He has inside jokes...
He once ran a marathon...
His words carry weight...
His gingerbread house...
The star on his Christmas tree...
Women have been know to keep mistletoe up until August...
He speaks...
If he re-gifts...
Alien abductors have asked him...
If he were to give you directions...
He would have shaved his beard except...
His snow globe gets 24 inches of fresh powder...
He has never relied on....
His New Year's resolutions would blow your mind...
The Aztec calendar has his Cinco de Mayo party...
He has never filled up...
Some say he found the fountain of youth but didn't drink...
His legend precedes him...
Years ago he created a city out of blocks...
He can blow out a candle...
He can win an arguement...
He is the only person to come back from the Burmuda Triangle...