| Guy's Description | Movie |
| The only thing that could have made this movie good is replacing Jennifer Grey with a shirtless Chris Farley! | |
| Sassy, slutty girl tries stealing some girls husband, ends up losing man that loved her in process. Where are the Civil War battle scenes?! | |
| Yappy old women with no life, one has some huge breasts tho! Julia Roberts dies (of natural causes, lame) | |
| Loser guy needs his 8 yr old to hook him up with loser girl. Woulda been great if they threw themselves off the Empire State Building at the end | |
| Waited through the whole movie for the lesbian girls to hook up. They drive off cliff instead. I feel cheated | |
| Blah blah blah...gay rights. DAMN Jessica Biel has a sweet a$$! | |
| Fighter pilot gets shot down! Badly burned! The next 3 hours of the movie suck. | |
| How can a movie with a prostitute suck so bad? And not in the good way. He He I heard that guy stuck a gerbil up his butt | |
| Famous singer recounts her friendship with...her....dying....childhood........zzzzz....Huh? What? They make out yet? | |
| Moral of the Story: Don't let the girl float on the chest, she will let you die and drop your body to the bottom of the ocean. Sketched nudity beats no nudity i guess. | |