| Girl's Description | Movie |
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| So, like, Ben Affleck and that chick from Underworld are in love, but she falls in love with Josh Hartnett, oh and there's like a war or something going on | |
| So, like, Mel Gibson is totally in love with this girl, but she dies, then he finds some other girl, what a jerk! Oh and there's like a war or something going on | |
| So, like, Brad Pitt has like a weird eye, and he's all like gross and stuff. And Demi Moore's ex-husband is in it. Oh, and I think like most of the world is dead or something | |
| So, like, this girl is torn between a nice guy and a scruffy bad boy, but it turns out that the nice one is her brother, Eww! Oh, and there's like a war or something going on | |
| So, like, Hugh Jackman is all ripped and in love with this girl that can read minds but she's in love with another hottie. Oh, and there's like a war or something going on | |
| So, like, John Travolta gets killed, but then he's like alive later, and then this couple robs the same diner twice? I'm confused. | |
| So, like, Christian Bale is in love with Jake's older sister but she's in love with the guy from 'Thank You For Smoking', but then she, like, dies and niether one get her | |
| So, like, Brad Pitt totally has his shirt off through most of the movie, and he kills that guy from 'Lucky You' for killing his cousin. Oh and there's a war or something going on | |
| So, like, Harrison Ford is all dirty and stuff, and like, looks for old stuff, and OMG he fell into a pit of snakes! EWW!! Oh and there's like a war or something going on | |
| So, like, Matt Damon totally likes this girl, but she's like moving away, so he like, breaks up with her to protect his feelings. But then he sees Patch Adams and he feels better. | |
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