| Prone to... | Character |
| Kidnapping baby boys for use as slaves | |
| Kidnapping grown women for use as slaves | |
| Wearing scarves and saying 'Zounds!' | |
| Being enslaved without knowing his true destiny as a scarf-wearer | |
| Crying at the sight of a hair comb | |
| Murder, treason, imprisonment, and fake-marrying a genie | |
| Speaking in stilted English and being a lame commoner | |
| | Prone to... | Character |
| Helping dead people | |
| Stealing canaries and locking people away in a rainbow fantasy land | |
| Terrorizing Daventry from her home base in a gingerbread house | |
| Kidnapping baby boys for use as green-skinned fake sons | |
| Creating maniacal plans to destroy the world via volcano | |
| Breaking magical masks and not being remembered by anyone | |
| Saving assorted strangers, maidens, realms, family members, animals, insects, and vegetation - all while wearing a jaunty cap | |
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