| Quote | Episode | Spoken by: |
| Can you believe it's been eleventy-seven years already? | |
| I'll give him eleven minutes. | |
Yes doctor, hospital. Won't do any good? Eleven times!?! Oh he's a goner. How do we tell him? | |
| Well, you managed to kill eleven minutes. | |
| Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery? | |
Yes sir, that is bad word, number eleven. In fact, there are thirteen bad words you should never use. | |