| Line | Character | Episode |
| Well lad, it seems like you don’t even have your sea legs. | |
| Go SpongeBob! | |
| Hey, who are those guys? | |
| Hey, Sandy. Hey, SpongeBob. | |
| Come on, SpongeBob, hurry hurry son, your mother has dinner waiting. | |
| I’m not ready. | |
| Today's the big day, Gary! | |
| I'm free! | |
| Surfs up in the Goo Lagoon. And here comes Larry doing his trademark layback. There goes Sandy hanging ten. Fingers, that is. There goes Spongebob...ripping his pants again. | |
| Uhh, are they here to fix the TV? | |
| Yes, yes, at last! Someone worthy of being the royal fry cook. Who has freed the spatula from the grease? | |
| Thanks for the show, Dad. Now can we open the presents? | |
| Oh no, SpongeBob. What could he possibly want? | |
| | Line | Character | Episode |
| Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum? | |
| Meow! | |
| Well, Mr. SquarePants, it seems you have the suds. Are you ready for your treatment? | |
| Take that, you sorry old clam! Y'all need to learn some manners! You're about as ugly as homemade soup. | |
| Yo ho ho, yo ho ho, yo ho ho ho ho ho. Oh! Hi. I'm (character name), president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club! Hey, that's better! | |
| SpongeBob! Hi, honey, we’re here! | |
| Seaweed: 50% Sea; 50% Weed. | |
| That was too funny. You are hilarious. | |
| Enough! | |
| I’ll take a Double Triple Barfy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. | |
| Hear me Krabs. When I discover your formula for Krabby Patties, I’ll run you out of business. I went to college! Hey! Let me go! | |
| Still getting burned off that tail pipe, huh, Barnacle Boy? | |
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