Peter Griffin or Patrick Star II

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Can you name the source to these words of wisdom: Peter Griffin (G) or Patrick Star (S)?

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QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death!
In fact, I've learned we are superior, above all you dumb brainy smarties, and one day you will beg us for mercy...and we will consider it.
I'll tell two friends and they'll tell two friends, that's like ten people right there.
A boat's a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat.
Yeah, I'm looking for some toilet-training books.
I'll take it easy when I'm dead!
It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.
Uh, so, why don't you go ahead and open it up, and reach on in there? It's probably cookies or something.
I couldn't have stolen the trophy. Last night I was stealing (Friend)'s ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight.
Shut up right now! Unless the next words out of your mouth are directions on how to get back to the fish skeleton, I'm gonna punch you right in the stomach!
Wait a minute, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.
Take it off, no one's looking.
So, what's on your mind? Oh, wait, I already know the answer. Nothing!
Classy sophisticates like us shouldn't stain our lips with cursing.
Yeah, I hate my neighbor and I want to build something crazy out of spite.
QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
I thought we were just gonna rumble with those greasy sharks.
The healthiest thing we can do is just ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist. Just like we do with the squid.
You know what's really amazing? I haven't brushed my teeth in three days, and no one has said a thing.
Well that's what I said! We're not getting paid and that's final!
Wait Jeffrey, I have to touch you!
(Friend), I'm a big man, a big, big man.
What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them?
Three days? That's tomorrow!
Who's laughing now, I got my hat.
Please (Friend), I can't afford dry cleaning!
It's the apocalypse, office products falling from the sky!
You know these were white when I bought 'em.
Don't touch me, I'm sterile!
I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow, but the snow melted and turned into water, and I drank all the water and now I'm better.
I guess you're going to miss the panty raid.

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