Peter Griffin or Patrick Star II

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Can you name the source to these words of wisdom: Peter Griffin (G) or Patrick Star (S)?

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QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
Wait a minute, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.
In fact, I've learned we are superior, above all you dumb brainy smarties, and one day you will beg us for mercy...and we will consider it.
Please (Friend), I can't afford dry cleaning!
Yeah, I hate my neighbor and I want to build something crazy out of spite.
I thought we were just gonna rumble with those greasy sharks.
You know what's really amazing? I haven't brushed my teeth in three days, and no one has said a thing.
(Friend), I'm a big man, a big, big man.
Three days? That's tomorrow!
Who's laughing now, I got my hat.
I couldn't have stolen the trophy. Last night I was stealing (Friend)'s ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight.
Don't touch me, I'm sterile!
Yeah, I'm looking for some toilet-training books.
You know these were white when I bought 'em.
I'll tell two friends and they'll tell two friends, that's like ten people right there.
Uh, so, why don't you go ahead and open it up, and reach on in there? It's probably cookies or something.
QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
Well that's what I said! We're not getting paid and that's final!
It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.
Shut up right now! Unless the next words out of your mouth are directions on how to get back to the fish skeleton, I'm gonna punch you right in the stomach!
I'll take it easy when I'm dead!
I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow, but the snow melted and turned into water, and I drank all the water and now I'm better.
Classy sophisticates like us shouldn't stain our lips with cursing.
A boat's a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat.
What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them?
Take it off, no one's looking.
Wait Jeffrey, I have to touch you!
The healthiest thing we can do is just ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist. Just like we do with the squid.
It's the apocalypse, office products falling from the sky!
Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death!
I guess you're going to miss the panty raid.
So, what's on your mind? Oh, wait, I already know the answer. Nothing!

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