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Can you name the source to these words of wisdom: Peter Griffin (G) or Patrick Star (S)?

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QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow, but the snow melted and turned into water, and I drank all the water and now I'm better.
Three days? That's tomorrow!
Classy sophisticates like us shouldn't stain our lips with cursing.
You know what's really amazing? I haven't brushed my teeth in three days, and no one has said a thing.
Who's laughing now, I got my hat.
I'll tell two friends and they'll tell two friends, that's like ten people right there.
What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them?
(Friend), I'm a big man, a big, big man.
Wait Jeffrey, I have to touch you!
Take it off, no one's looking.
I'll take it easy when I'm dead!
Yeah, I hate my neighbor and I want to build something crazy out of spite.
Yeah, I'm looking for some toilet-training books.
In fact, I've learned we are superior, above all you dumb brainy smarties, and one day you will beg us for mercy...and we will consider it.
Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death!
QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
So, what's on your mind? Oh, wait, I already know the answer. Nothing!
Well that's what I said! We're not getting paid and that's final!
I guess you're going to miss the panty raid.
Wait a minute, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.
You know these were white when I bought 'em.
I couldn't have stolen the trophy. Last night I was stealing (Friend)'s ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight.
I thought we were just gonna rumble with those greasy sharks.
Please (Friend), I can't afford dry cleaning!
It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.
The healthiest thing we can do is just ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist. Just like we do with the squid.
Shut up right now! Unless the next words out of your mouth are directions on how to get back to the fish skeleton, I'm gonna punch you right in the stomach!
Don't touch me, I'm sterile!
A boat's a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat.
It's the apocalypse, office products falling from the sky!
Uh, so, why don't you go ahead and open it up, and reach on in there? It's probably cookies or something.

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