Peter Griffin or Patrick Star II

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Can you name the source to these words of wisdom: Peter Griffin (G) or Patrick Star (S)?

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QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
Please (Friend), I can't afford dry cleaning!
Don't touch me, I'm sterile!
You know what's really amazing? I haven't brushed my teeth in three days, and no one has said a thing.
Wait a minute, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.
Who's laughing now, I got my hat.
Wait Jeffrey, I have to touch you!
Yeah, I'm looking for some toilet-training books.
A boat's a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat.
I'll tell two friends and they'll tell two friends, that's like ten people right there.
In fact, I've learned we are superior, above all you dumb brainy smarties, and one day you will beg us for mercy...and we will consider it.
Classy sophisticates like us shouldn't stain our lips with cursing.
So, what's on your mind? Oh, wait, I already know the answer. Nothing!
What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them?
Shut up right now! Unless the next words out of your mouth are directions on how to get back to the fish skeleton, I'm gonna punch you right in the stomach!
Well that's what I said! We're not getting paid and that's final!
QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
I guess you're going to miss the panty raid.
Uh, so, why don't you go ahead and open it up, and reach on in there? It's probably cookies or something.
Three days? That's tomorrow!
Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death!
I thought we were just gonna rumble with those greasy sharks.
Take it off, no one's looking.
(Friend), I'm a big man, a big, big man.
I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow, but the snow melted and turned into water, and I drank all the water and now I'm better.
I couldn't have stolen the trophy. Last night I was stealing (Friend)'s ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight.
You know these were white when I bought 'em.
Yeah, I hate my neighbor and I want to build something crazy out of spite.
The healthiest thing we can do is just ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist. Just like we do with the squid.
I'll take it easy when I'm dead!
It's the apocalypse, office products falling from the sky!
It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.

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