Peter Griffin or Patrick Star II

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Can you name the source to these words of wisdom: Peter Griffin (G) or Patrick Star (S)?

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QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
The healthiest thing we can do is just ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist. Just like we do with the squid.
In fact, I've learned we are superior, above all you dumb brainy smarties, and one day you will beg us for mercy...and we will consider it.
Well that's what I said! We're not getting paid and that's final!
I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow, but the snow melted and turned into water, and I drank all the water and now I'm better.
Wait Jeffrey, I have to touch you!
Shut up right now! Unless the next words out of your mouth are directions on how to get back to the fish skeleton, I'm gonna punch you right in the stomach!
You know these were white when I bought 'em.
Please (Friend), I can't afford dry cleaning!
Who's laughing now, I got my hat.
Wait a minute, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.
Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death!
Three days? That's tomorrow!
I couldn't have stolen the trophy. Last night I was stealing (Friend)'s ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight.
Uh, so, why don't you go ahead and open it up, and reach on in there? It's probably cookies or something.
A boat's a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat.
QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
I thought we were just gonna rumble with those greasy sharks.
I'll tell two friends and they'll tell two friends, that's like ten people right there.
So, what's on your mind? Oh, wait, I already know the answer. Nothing!
It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.
I guess you're going to miss the panty raid.
What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them?
Don't touch me, I'm sterile!
I'll take it easy when I'm dead!
You know what's really amazing? I haven't brushed my teeth in three days, and no one has said a thing.
It's the apocalypse, office products falling from the sky!
(Friend), I'm a big man, a big, big man.
Classy sophisticates like us shouldn't stain our lips with cursing.
Take it off, no one's looking.
Yeah, I hate my neighbor and I want to build something crazy out of spite.
Yeah, I'm looking for some toilet-training books.

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