| Quote | Griffin(G) or Star (S) |
|---|
| I couldn't have stolen the trophy. Last night I was stealing (Friend)'s ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight. | |
| The healthiest thing we can do is just ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist. Just like we do with the squid. | |
| It'll keep your face from getting any uglier. | |
| I'll take it easy when I'm dead! | |
| You know what's really amazing? I haven't brushed my teeth in three days, and no one has said a thing. | |
| A boat's a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat. | |
| I thought we were just gonna rumble with those greasy sharks. | |
| Wait a minute, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything. | |
| Yeah, I'm looking for some toilet-training books. | |
| It's the apocalypse, office products falling from the sky! | |
| Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! | |
| Shut up right now! Unless the next words out of your mouth are directions on how to get back to the fish skeleton, I'm gonna punch you right in the stomach! | |
| Don't touch me, I'm sterile! | |
| Classy sophisticates like us shouldn't stain our lips with cursing. | |
| Wait Jeffrey, I have to touch you! | |
| Who's laughing now, I got my hat. | |
| I thought we were just gonna rumble with those greasy sharks. | |
| Three days? That's tomorrow! | |
| What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them? | |
| Yeah, I'm looking for some toilet-training books. | |
| You know what's really amazing? I haven't brushed my teeth in three days, and no one has said a thing. | |
| I couldn't have stolen the trophy. Last night I was stealing (Friend)'s ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight. | |
| The healthiest thing we can do is just ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist. Just like we do with the squid. | |
| I'll tell two friends and they'll tell two friends, that's like ten people right there. | |
| A boat's a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat. | |
| Wait a minute, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything. | |
| In fact, I've learned we are superior, above all you dumb brainy smarties, and one day you will beg us for mercy...and we will consider it. | |
| Shut up right now! Unless the next words out of your mouth are directions on how to get back to the fish skeleton, I'm gonna punch you right in the stomach! | |
| Yeah, I hate my neighbor and I want to build something crazy out of spite. | |
| Uh, so, why don't you go ahead and open it up, and reach on in there? It's probably cookies or something. | |
| Take it off, no one's looking. | |
| Please (Friend), I can't afford dry cleaning! | |
| (Friend), I'm a big man, a big, big man. | |
| Wait Jeffrey, I have to touch you! | |
| I guess you're going to miss the panty raid. | |
| It'll keep your face from getting any uglier. | |
| You know these were white when I bought 'em. | |
| I'll take it easy when I'm dead! | |
| Don't touch me, I'm sterile! | |
| So, what's on your mind? Oh, wait, I already know the answer. Nothing! | |
| It's the apocalypse, office products falling from the sky! | |
| I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow, but the snow melted and turned into water, and I drank all the water and now I'm better. | |
| Well that's what I said! We're not getting paid and that's final! | |
| Classy sophisticates like us shouldn't stain our lips with cursing. | |
| Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! | |
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