Peter Griffin or Patrick Star II

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Can you name the source to these words of wisdom: Peter Griffin (G) or Patrick Star (S)?

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QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
I couldn't have stolen the trophy. Last night I was stealing (Friend)'s ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight.
Yeah, I'm looking for some toilet-training books.
A boat's a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat.
In fact, I've learned we are superior, above all you dumb brainy smarties, and one day you will beg us for mercy...and we will consider it.
Wait a minute, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.
(Friend), I'm a big man, a big, big man.
Please (Friend), I can't afford dry cleaning!
You know these were white when I bought 'em.
Three days? That's tomorrow!
Classy sophisticates like us shouldn't stain our lips with cursing.
I thought we were just gonna rumble with those greasy sharks.
Take it off, no one's looking.
Wait Jeffrey, I have to touch you!
I guess you're going to miss the panty raid.
I'll take it easy when I'm dead!
QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
Well that's what I said! We're not getting paid and that's final!
I'll tell two friends and they'll tell two friends, that's like ten people right there.
Shut up right now! Unless the next words out of your mouth are directions on how to get back to the fish skeleton, I'm gonna punch you right in the stomach!
The healthiest thing we can do is just ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist. Just like we do with the squid.
Who's laughing now, I got my hat.
Yeah, I hate my neighbor and I want to build something crazy out of spite.
It's the apocalypse, office products falling from the sky!
It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.
You know what's really amazing? I haven't brushed my teeth in three days, and no one has said a thing.
What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them?
Uh, so, why don't you go ahead and open it up, and reach on in there? It's probably cookies or something.
So, what's on your mind? Oh, wait, I already know the answer. Nothing!
Don't touch me, I'm sterile!
I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow, but the snow melted and turned into water, and I drank all the water and now I'm better.
Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death!

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