| Quote | Griffin(G) or Star (S) |
|---|
| Everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. | |
| Things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences. | |
| You know, it’s not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad. | |
| Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. (Friend), this isn't my Batman glass. | |
| Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot. | |
| I had no idea they had a hot tub! | |
| Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure. | |
| I can't see my forehead. | |
| I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win. | |
| Hmm...I've got it! Let's get naked! | |
| Is mayonnaise an instrument? | |
| All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split. And then one of you die. | |
| If I was a mom, this would be kind of shocking. Just call me Daddy! | |
| I turned the stairs into a waterslide! | |
| I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz, uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty. | |
| | Quote | Griffin(G) or Star (S) |
|---|
| What street said that? Was it this one? Mind your own business! | |
| The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma. | |
| I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about. | |
| Since when did they change the meaning of 'for' to 'from'. | |
| Do you accept bits of string? | |
| Pretty good, (friend), but it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired. | |
| They look at me and see a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye... He sees a loser and a snack machine. | |
| Could you move it along? I'm all out of time cards. | |
| C'mon, you know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo. Wumbo, wumboing, Wilhem B. Wumbo, Wumbowama Wumbology. The study of wumbo, it's first grade (friend). | |
| We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here, WE STOLE A BALLOON! | |
| It would take more than some masking tape to fix that guy. | |
| I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life sir! | |
| Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on! | |
| You'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin. | |
| I've been selling buttscratchers. Buttscratcher?! | |
| They look at me and see a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye... He sees a loser and a snack machine. | |
| I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win. | |
| Things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences. | |
| Everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. | |
| I've been selling buttscratchers. Buttscratcher?! | |
| Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot. | |
| I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about. | |
| Since when did they change the meaning of 'for' to 'from'. | |
| I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz, uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty. | |
| I turned the stairs into a waterslide! | |
| Do you accept bits of string? | |
| You'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin. | |
| Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. (Friend), this isn't my Batman glass. | |
| All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split. And then one of you die. | |
| Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure. | |
| Pretty good, (friend), but it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired. | |
| I can't see my forehead. | |
| It would take more than some masking tape to fix that guy. | |
| I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life sir! | |
| What street said that? Was it this one? Mind your own business! | |
| The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma. | |
| Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on! | |
| We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here, WE STOLE A BALLOON! | |
| Is mayonnaise an instrument? | |
| C'mon, you know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo. Wumbo, wumboing, Wilhem B. Wumbo, Wumbowama Wumbology. The study of wumbo, it's first grade (friend). | |
| Hmm...I've got it! Let's get naked! | |
| I had no idea they had a hot tub! | |
| If I was a mom, this would be kind of shocking. Just call me Daddy! | |
| Could you move it along? I'm all out of time cards. | |
| You know, it’s not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad. | |
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