Peter Griffin or Patrick Star

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Can you name the source to these words of wisdom: Peter Griffin (G) or Patrick Star (S)?

Updated Jul 12, 2012

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QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split. And then one of you die.
I turned the stairs into a waterslide!
I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
C'mon, you know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo. Wumbo, wumboing, Wilhem B. Wumbo, Wumbowama Wumbology. The study of wumbo, it's first grade (friend).
I can't see my forehead.
What street said that? Was it this one? Mind your own business!
We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here, WE STOLE A BALLOON!
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
You'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma.
Hmm...I've got it! Let's get naked!
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
Since when did they change the meaning of 'for' to 'from'.
They look at me and see a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye... He sees a loser and a snack machine.
QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
If I was a mom, this would be kind of shocking. Just call me Daddy!
Could you move it along? I'm all out of time cards.
I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz, uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
Do you accept bits of string?
Things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. (Friend), this isn't my Batman glass.
It would take more than some masking tape to fix that guy.
I had no idea they had a hot tub!
Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
I've been selling buttscratchers. Buttscratcher?!
You know, it’s not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad.
Pretty good, (friend), but it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
Everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life sir!
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on!

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