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Can you name the source to these words of wisdom: Peter Griffin (G) or Patrick Star (S)?

Updated Jul 12, 2012

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QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
If I was a mom, this would be kind of shocking. Just call me Daddy!
You know, it’s not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad.
All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split. And then one of you die.
What street said that? Was it this one? Mind your own business!
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz, uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
I've been selling buttscratchers. Buttscratcher?!
Pretty good, (friend), but it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
You'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
C'mon, you know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo. Wumbo, wumboing, Wilhem B. Wumbo, Wumbowama Wumbology. The study of wumbo, it's first grade (friend).
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma.
Hmm...I've got it! Let's get naked!
Do you accept bits of string?
QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
Could you move it along? I'm all out of time cards.
I had no idea they had a hot tub!
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on!
Since when did they change the meaning of 'for' to 'from'.
Everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
They look at me and see a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye... He sees a loser and a snack machine.
I can't see my forehead.
I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
Things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences.
We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here, WE STOLE A BALLOON!
I turned the stairs into a waterslide!
It would take more than some masking tape to fix that guy.
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life sir!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. (Friend), this isn't my Batman glass.

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