Peter Griffin or Patrick Star

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Can you name the source to these words of wisdom: Peter Griffin (G) or Patrick Star (S)?

Featured Jul 12, 2012

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QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz, uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here, WE STOLE A BALLOON!
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
It would take more than some masking tape to fix that guy.
I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life sir!
I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
They look at me and see a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye... He sees a loser and a snack machine.
I had no idea they had a hot tub!
All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split. And then one of you die.
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on!
The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma.
Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
Pretty good, (friend), but it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
What street said that? Was it this one? Mind your own business!
QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
Could you move it along? I'm all out of time cards.
If I was a mom, this would be kind of shocking. Just call me Daddy!
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
Things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences.
You'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
Everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
Since when did they change the meaning of 'for' to 'from'.
C'mon, you know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo. Wumbo, wumboing, Wilhem B. Wumbo, Wumbowama Wumbology. The study of wumbo, it's first grade (friend).
You know, it’s not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. (Friend), this isn't my Batman glass.
I can't see my forehead.
I turned the stairs into a waterslide!
Hmm...I've got it! Let's get naked!
I've been selling buttscratchers. Buttscratcher?!
Do you accept bits of string?

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