Peter Griffin or Patrick Star

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Can you name the source to these words of wisdom: Peter Griffin (G) or Patrick Star (S)?

Updated Jul 12, 2012

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QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
You know, it’s not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad.
What street said that? Was it this one? Mind your own business!
I can't see my forehead.
I turned the stairs into a waterslide!
The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma.
You'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life sir!
I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz, uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
Things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences.
All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split. And then one of you die.
C'mon, you know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo. Wumbo, wumboing, Wilhem B. Wumbo, Wumbowama Wumbology. The study of wumbo, it's first grade (friend).
It would take more than some masking tape to fix that guy.
QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
If I was a mom, this would be kind of shocking. Just call me Daddy!
Do you accept bits of string?
We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here, WE STOLE A BALLOON!
Hmm...I've got it! Let's get naked!
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on!
They look at me and see a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye... He sees a loser and a snack machine.
Everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. (Friend), this isn't my Batman glass.
I had no idea they had a hot tub!
Pretty good, (friend), but it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Could you move it along? I'm all out of time cards.
Since when did they change the meaning of 'for' to 'from'.
I've been selling buttscratchers. Buttscratcher?!

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