Peter Griffin or Patrick Star

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Can you name the source to these words of wisdom: Peter Griffin (G) or Patrick Star (S)?

Featured Jul 12, 2012

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QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
I've been selling buttscratchers. Buttscratcher?!
Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
Since when did they change the meaning of 'for' to 'from'.
Hmm...I've got it! Let's get naked!
I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
You'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Pretty good, (friend), but it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
You know, it’s not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad.
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split. And then one of you die.
Could you move it along? I'm all out of time cards.
Do you accept bits of string?
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
C'mon, you know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo. Wumbo, wumboing, Wilhem B. Wumbo, Wumbowama Wumbology. The study of wumbo, it's first grade (friend).
QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
Everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma.
If I was a mom, this would be kind of shocking. Just call me Daddy!
I can't see my forehead.
It would take more than some masking tape to fix that guy.
Things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences.
I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz, uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
What street said that? Was it this one? Mind your own business!
I had no idea they had a hot tub!
We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here, WE STOLE A BALLOON!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. (Friend), this isn't my Batman glass.
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on!
They look at me and see a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye... He sees a loser and a snack machine.
I turned the stairs into a waterslide!
I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life sir!

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