Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Jr's.

And Squidward, I want you to have my can opener.

Look at these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living. This guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool in a swimming pool.

SpongeBob, are you trying to put me into the nuthouse?

I'm crossing over to the dark side!

Playing with a reef blower? That's the most childish thing I've ever heard of!

And you get to talk tough. 'This town ain't big enough for the two of us!'

Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.

But a visit to the Krusty Krab, makes everyone happy. And what could be better than serving up smiles?

Win this one because I told you to.

So how long have you two ladies known each other?

Oh, I get it Mr. Krabs. You told us the paint was permanent so me and Patrick would be more careful and not get paint on anything.

Not too close Sandy. I tend to get smelly when I'm pumping iron. Check it out.

Ok deodorant, huh let's see. Roll-on or stick?

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. Ok, time's up, now get out!

G7! King me, king me! I lose!

I don't know how to say it, but our old pal Squidward, he's... he's... he's pushing up daisies.

Oh no! I've seen this on the late show! You ghoulish fiends hold me down and take turns nibbling on my innards. Then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards.

You know you're the first sea critter to ever visit.

Is this the Krusty Krab?

I am just so touched that you would go to the trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry-cook and stand on the other side of the street just to entertain me. You must really like me!

Squidward, it's a cold, cold world out there. No one's gonna serve you happiness on a silver platter.

Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the... (clarinet noise)

I suppose I'll never know the true meaning of summer. I thought I knew it once, but that was a long, long time ago.