| Description | Player |
| Chelsea striker, from Ivory Coast? | |
| Manchester United loanee in North East? | |
| Belgium Afro? | |
| Newcastles midfield powerhouse, goalscorer? | |
| Big Armed, Stoke midfielder? | |
| England goalkeeper for Manchester City? | |
| 2nd top goalscorer in Premiership 2009-2010? | |
| Top notch Irish, right back at Manchester United? | |
| De Jongs best mate? | |
| This footballer is the only player who has scored in every Premier League season? | |