| Quote | Charlie Sheen(C) or The Bible(B) |
| Imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists? | |
| What we all have is a marriage of the heart? | |
| Trees grow out of the ground? | |
| ...The people would revolt...? | |
| They could have fleeced the sheep a thousand times, but they chose to skin it once? | |
| ...Your children will weep...? | |
| We're shaking the tree. ? | |
| Rachel had a lovely figure? | |
| The wildfires are spreading,? | |
| Put hooks in your jaws and bring out your whole army? | |
| With humility comes wisdom? | |