| Quote/Trivia | Person |
| 'I think I failed Anatomy' | |
| I like black chicks with big asses | |
| Has the most PIM in his ASHL career | |
| Frequents the wake and bake | |
| 'Ariba!!!!' | |
| Has been known to be confused by companies advertising 'Free Pork' | |
| May or may not have a cute sister...sorry man | |
| Has a GF who can lift more weights than him | |
| Is Mexican...? | |
| Or maybe Spanish...? | |
| Is currently on a date with 3 girls at the same time as you are doing this quiz | |
| 'Naw, can't go...heading to Massachussettes this weekend with the wife' | |
| Has the highest wins to games played ratio on Super Smash Bros for N64 | |
| | Quote/Trivia | Person |
| Has the most Seinfeld knowledge | |
| Likes his women spicy | |
| Has been referred to as 'A little Italian weasel' | |
| Is Mr. KIRO | |
| Is asian....and his name is not Vicko | |
| Is known to study in his car before every exam | |
| Best at Goldeneye 64 | |
| Invented copper wire by squeezing a penny too tight | |
| Alter ego = DJ van Dutch | |
| Brings a 6 pack, and drinks a 24 (ANS=Nickname) | |
| 'The Blaaaades are gonna get you' | |
| Is 6 foot 2, 100 lbs soaking wet | |
| Needs seeds to stay awake in class | |
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