Welcome to the first and... hopefully last Island Open! It's two holes, for now, three par, and no waiting!

You're wasting your time, man. If you pick the lock on a Halliburton, I'll put you on my back and fly us to L.A.

'You've got hyperopia.' - 'Hyperopia? That's..... What is that?'

Looks like ol' Steve drew the short straw.

You have been on this island for 80 days, John. I have been here my entire life. So what makes you think you know this island better than I do?

No, we came back. And so did you. It’s Nineteen Seventy-seven...

Then I never want to die...I want to live forever.

Guess you found your loophole.

Yeah I been to Jasper. Don't tell me I'm your daddy?

Are you ever gonna take us off this island?

Doesn't sound like he said anything about anything.

I'm sorry, John. I'm sorry for what I did to you. I was angry. Selfish. I wanted everything you had.

Where do you get electricity?

'This is exactly what he wants. To fight amongst ourselves. You're making a big mistake, dude.' - 'It's his to make, Hugo. Let's get on with it.'

If we tell them what we know, we take away their hope... and hope is a very dangerous thing to lose.

'You're just not looking at the big picture, Doc. You're still back in civilization.' - 'Yeah? And where are you?'

Someone else was stranded here?

'This is bad' - 'Yeah. I mean, I know what I would do, but... this has gotta be your call.'

Do you know how to use a gun?

How exactly does something like this happen?

'What are you makin'?' - 'Hold that end.'

So, like, the hatch blew off your underwear?

What do you suggest? That we shoot him like a dog?

I know you think you need to do this John, but if you blow up my submarine, I'll have a big problem with my people.

Wasn't it nice, being nice?

Say it, Bernard.

You threw a knife into the back of an unarmed woman, you led half of our people across the island and got most of them killed.

'No, they're fine, John, and they're already home, so you have to convince them to come back.' - 'How... How am I supposed to do that?'

You didn't think. What if I were real? What if a real cop stopped you? They already have pictures of you covered in blood with a gun in your hand.