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'I guess I can accept a little Jerry, if it gets me...a LOT of Elaine...'
'I am blown away, George! Blowwwwn away! Blow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-owwwn!'
'No child of mine is ever going to be named Seven!'
'I'm like a Phoenix, rising from Arizona!'
'I go out for a quart of milk, I come home to find my son treating his body like an amusement park!'
'You can't get corned beef like that anymore.'
'You were making out during Schindler's List?!?'
'Ah, Elaine! This dry air is curing me like a Black Forest ham.'
'WOULD SOMEBODY ANSWER THAT DAMN PHONE?!?'
'Oh no, you've got to go downtown, George. It's ALL downtown.'
'That chimp's alright! High five.'
'Get rid of the exclamation points. I hate exclamation points.'
'Well, you better catch the later show, because I need to know what's in the mail.'
'If you boys can't control yourselves, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.'
'How many marriages is that for you? Two? Hah, you're a lightweight.'
'Her testimony is irrelevant, irrational, and inconsequential!'
'That's gold, Jerry! Gold!'
'He TOTALLY flipped out.'
'Get a good look, Costanza?'
'Jerry, it's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years.'
'They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.'
'I'm not too worried about it.'
'If you got into a car accident, I can guarantee you I wouldn't stop for Jujyfruit!'
'Elaine, you were my maid of honor and you slept with my Pinter?!?'
'Do you think I'm a clown, Nedda?'
'I make a motion that we have no more of these meetings that have been initiated by George Costanza.'
'Do me a personal favor and take the pen.'
'It's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough!'
'You think she nice girl? Wait till you see her in court. She's a shark! They call her the Terminator.'
'You're horrible, horrible!'
'Does anyone else think George might have murdered Susan?' (murmurs of approval) 'So it's not just me then. Alright! Back to business.'
'Who??? Who does not want to wear the ribbon???'
'He is a very bad man. Very, very, very bad...'
'You're not getting this rye!'
'Elaine, you don't know the first thing about first base.'
'Elaine, shiks-appeal is a myth, like the Yeti, or his North American cousin, the Sasquatch.'
'They're real, and they're spectacular.'
'That Michael Jordan is so phony!!'
'Elaine, sit down! There are a couple of my friends. This is Gene, and this guy, we...just call Feldman!'
'It's definitely do-able.'
'...so I'm dating a man that sounds like a woman.'
'Attention Play Now employees, George Costanza's handicapped bathroom on the sixteenth floor is now open to all employees and their families.'
'Well, I was going to watch it with my daughter. She likes Audrey Hepburn very much.'
'Am I crazy, or is that a lot of gum?'
'Ah! An autographed poster of my favorite tenor, with...those two other guys.'
'Are you kidding? They were merciless! What do you expect when your name rhymes with a part of the female anatomy?'
'Now Jerry, I don't want you to freak out...'
'Oh, I'm doing Jerry now so you've got to imagine I have horns, a tail, and hoofs instead of feet!'
'So grab your jock...if you need one. It's go time.'
'Are you dense? I said I wanted you to drop dead. Now...drop dead!'
'Barring any unforseen circumstances, I think we're sitting on a winner.'
'Hey buddy, what can I tell you? Take it up with consumer affairs.'
'...We're talkin' about people, right?'
'You get that toilet book out of here, and I won't jump over this counter and punch you in the brain.'
'Yeah, I come here all the time. You wouldn't believe the rat problem in the kitchen.'
'Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America.'
'So I get down there, and right away I see the drain is clogged! I mean, it's obvious!'
'No soup for you!'
'Well actually Jerry, we just broke up...about 20 minutes ago...' (bursts into tears)
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