“I fear you flatter my knowledge of cat pathology”
“You'll like it. They have a lovely suspension bridge.”
“I'll always remember you as a shouty man.”
“You're not going to strike terror into anyone's heart, unless you chat them up in a bar.”
“I can assure you, Captain Crieff is very nearly the best pilot in the company.”
“Call me madam. Martin!”
“I can find no words that describe a fire truck better truck than, “Fire truck”.”
“I'm the chief executive officer of MJN Air. It's a good thing to be. Better than an a little old lady.”
“Oh no, please don't list them. Sounds like you're brainstorming names for a Labrador puppy.”
“The thing about those miniatures is they're rather miniature, wouldn't you say?”
“Aaah-aah-aaah aah-aah-aaah aah-aaaaah”
“Captain doffs cap, gestures to lipstick inscription...”
“Best order ever!”
“The cheesecake is poisoned!”
“I'm making a cake”
“I started three months ago with a cheese sandwich”
“I have a good pilot and a safe pilot, and the safe pilot's in charge of the good pilot”
“One is the correct dosage of quiche for the adult human male”
“Every time I have heard a dog he has said to me 'wow-wow'”
“I was waiting for Douglass to say something sarcastic and sort it out”
“Arth-nold Man-a-cats-a-man”
“I am your mystery perpetrator of gross professional misconduct”
“You'd do a fish-free oboe check”
“And now you're thinking of a horse Frankenstein aren't you?”
“Let me just check my citrus pocket.”
“Yes, Arthur, but aircraft don’t have chimneys.”
“Arthur, if you are about to suggest that my weight is going to make us too heavy to take off...”
“Which way round the globe were you planning on going?”
“Yellow car”
“Jelly Babies to manual”
“I think the first officer might be magic”
“No, I'm Miss Marple!”
“But, I'm a traditionalist, and favour a lemon”
“Sometimes for a treat I have a baked potato!”
“If it makes a noise like a dolphin I don't know what you've done”
“Hello, MJN Air, is that God?”
“Get Off My Jet Now!”
“Good Lord, Martin, I think you've broken him!”
“Impossible is not a 9-letter word.”
“It's the second oldest trick in the book”
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