| Quote | # | Movie |
| 'Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape.' | |
| 'I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.' | |
| 'And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.' | |
| 'I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it.' | |
| 'Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL.' | |
| 'Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring; besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. It's more democratic.' | |
| 'Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?' | |
| 'Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello.' | |
| 'I think it would be fun to run a newspaper.' | |
| 'I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.' | |
| 'As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. To me, being a gangster was better than being President of the United States.' | |
| 'Please, sir, I want some more.' | |
| 'What about the person we show it to? What's happens to them?' | |
| 'Fiddle-dee-dee.' | |
| 'I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion.' | |
| 'Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park.' | |
| 'GET OFF MY PLANE!' | |
| 'A boy's best friend is his mother.' | |
| 'I was Sheriff of this county when I was 25 years old. Hard to believe.' | |
| 'You make me want to be a better man.' | |