| Quote | Movie | Director |
| 'Just put me on the back of your neck and everything will be fine.' | |
| 'Say, Bill, would you rub some of this powder on my lips?' | |
| 'I'm giving you a choice, either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can!' | |
| 'All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.' | |
| 'That is your receipt for your husband, and this is my receipt for your receipt.' | |
| 'Hell, I can get you a toe by three o'clock this afternoon, with nail polish!' | |
| 'There's a man in back of this place, he's the one that's doing it.' | |
| 'Your mother ate my dog!' | |
| 'Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.' | |
| 'Writers come and go, we always need indians.' | |
| 'We're just one big happy family, except for a little incest and psychosis.' | |
| 'When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so once when I was six, I did.' | |