'Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.'

'That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.'

'I don't need you to tell me how f***ing good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is.'

'You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your a**.'

'Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' m***erf***er, m***erf***er! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!'

'I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that m***erf***er. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n***er waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his a**.'

'I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my a** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.'

'I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean s**t.'

'We gotta get this car off the road! You know cops tend to notice s**t like you're driving a car drenched in f***ing blood.'

'Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!'

'I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the f***ing car.'

'Jules, if you give that f***in' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles.'

'So what does it feel like to kill a man with your bare hands? It is a topic I have much interest in.'

'Honey, since I left you, this has been without a doubt the single weirdest f***ing day of my life!'

'Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.'

'I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.'

'Nobody kills anyone in my place of business except me or Zed.'

'One minute they're having a Denver omelette; the next minute, someone's sticking a gun in their face.'

'That's when you know you've found somebody really special: when you can just shut the f*** up for a minute and comfortably share a silence.'

'Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead N***er Storage'?'

'I gotta pee!'

'Bring out the gimp.'

'Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.'

'Pot bellies are sexy.'