'Who the f*** are you?'

'I don't want to be a product of my environment.'

'Frank, I got no access to Queenan's undercover files. He and Dignam run the snitches. I'm doing my best...'

'Cui Bono, who benefits?'

French: 'What are you drinkin'?' Billy: 'A cranberry juice.'

'When I tell you... to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him *IN* the marsh.'

'Yea... shoot a cop, Einstein, watch what happens.'

'All cell phone signals are under surveillance, due to the courtesy of our Federal friends over there.'

'Go f*** yourself.'

'I mean, do you want him to chop me up and feed me to the poor? Is that what you guys want?'

'Maybe you can shoot someone and then see me professionally.'

'Congratulations on passing the detectives' exam, and welcome to the Special Investigation Unit.'

'When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this:'

Queenan: 'Who said that?' Billy: 'Hawthorne.'

'Why is the last patient of the day always the hardest?'

'Our target: microprocessors. Yes, those.'

'My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms.'

'Do you know John Lennon?'

'You know if you lied, you would have an easier time getting what you wanted.'

'If we're not gonna make it, it's gotta be you that gets out, cause I'm not capable.'