'Just take the first shot. I'm begging you, take a shot. Just one hit. Come on, that's all I need, just one swing...'

''Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.'

Bender: 'What do you guys do in your club?' Brian: 'Well, in physics we... we talk about physics, properties of physics.'

'Remember how you said your parents use you to get back at each other?'

'My office is right across that hall. Any monkey business is ill-advised. Any questions?'

'I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.'

'You're not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.'

'Why'd you do that?'

'We're all pretty bizarre.'

Andrew: 'Speak for yourself.' Bender: 'Do you think I'd speak for you?'

'Why are you being so nice to me?'

'Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?'

'He's just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him.'

'I'm a f***ing idiot because I can't make a lamp?'

'I'm not a nymphomaniac.'

'Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up?'

'I wanna be just like you.'

'Don't mess with the bull, young man.'

'What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?'

'You're an a**hole.'