'Grab a brew.'

'Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come.'

'See if you can guess what I am now.'

'The time has come for someone to put his foot down.'

'I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!'

Bluto: 'Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!' Otter: 'Germans?'

'How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?'

'I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.'

Otter: 'Take it easy, I'm pre-law.' Boon: 'I thought you were pre-med.'

'It's a fraternity party, I'm in the fraternity. How can I miss it?'

'My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.'

'But Delta's already on probation.'

'You guys up for a toga party?'

Bluto: 'Kroger, your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto.' Pinto: 'Why Pinto?'

'He can't do that to our pledges!'

'It must have been some party.'

'Hi, Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you.'

Dean Wormer: 'Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.' Greg: 'You're talking about Delta, sir.'

'If I was in your shoes, I'd be...'

'Seven years of college down the drain.'