Pushed off a roof by Elliot Ness
Stabbed by his own glider
Shot by a crazed former patient in his apartment
Shot by Barzini's men at a toll booth
Stabbed in the shower
Freezes to death in a hedge maze
Executed for a murder he didn't commit
Shoved off a cliff and into a wildebeest stampede by his brother
Tossed into the Gorge of Eternal Peril by the Bridgekeeper
Dies in a carousel crash
Shot by the Bolivian cavalry in a hail of bullets
Squashed by a falling house
Eaten by a barracuda
Eaten off the toilet by a Tyrannosaurus Rex
Crucified
Hit with a poisoned needle
Stabbed by the mast of a sunken ship
Eaten by a dragon
Falls off the Empire State Building
Shot, dismembered, and thrown into a tar pit by prostitutes
Thrown from a horse
Tuberculosis
Hit with the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique
Slashed with a machete by Captain Willard
Falls out of an airplane while riding a bomb
Melted by the Ark of the Covenant and/or angry Jewish ghosts
Eaten by siafu ants
Explosive dismemberment by a bomb in his rectum
Falls into a volcano
Shot with three Uruk-hai arrows... and kept fighting anyway
Bisected by sliding glass door
Shot by closeted next door neighbor, Frank Fitts
Falls off a cliff in a telephone booth
Crushed and electrocuted by television set
Suffocated by sex partner's thighs
Frozen by liquid nitrogen
Accidentally shot in the face
Melted by 'Dip'
Poisoned by iocaine powder
Asphyxiated by laughing gas