| Commandment | Lyrics |
| Thou shalt not steal if there is _ ______ ______ | |
| Thou shalt not worship ___ _____ | |
| ...Or Follow ____ ________ | |
| Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, John Hartmond, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrett __ ____ | |
| Thou shalt not think any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a _________ | |
| Some people are just ____ | |
| Thou shalt not read ___ | |
| Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they became _______ | |
| Thou shalt not question ______ ___ | |
| Thou shalt not judge a book __ ___ _____ | |
| Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by _____ ______ | |
| Thou shalt not buy ____ ____ products, | |
| Thou shalt not buy ______ products. | |
| Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriends best friend, take drugs, and then _____ __ ___ | |
| Thou shalt not fall in ____ so easily. | |
| Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' ____ | |
| Use it to get into their _____ | |
| Thou shalt not watch _________ | |
| Thou shalt not attend an ____ ___ and leave as soon as you've done your s****y little poem or song, you self-righteous p***k. | |
| Thou shalt not return to the same ____ or ___, week in, week out because you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you're never gonna f*****g talk to. | |
| Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous _________ | |
| No matter how great they ___, or ____ | |
| ___ _______ were just a band. | |
| ___ ________ just a band. | |
| ___ _____ ____ just a band. | |
| ___ ___ _______ just a band. | |
| ___ _____ just a band. | |
| _____ just a band. | |