Where's your toilet?

You set fire to Rick's bedroom? I think that's a really selfish thing to do Vyvyan.

Yeah! you know, what they say - dirty pants, clean botty.

I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?

What's two foot long with a big round head? -Don't know.

Neil, it is very rare you interest me, but today you have. Why do you keep coming in here, carrying a cake, and saying surprise?

Think once. Think twice.

And what makes you think your bank manager's a man?

Why did you throw the toilet out of the window?

My name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski.

Hey, wouldn't it be amazing if all this money was real?

Do you lot know 'Summer Holiday' by Cliff Richard?

I'm not really foreign, you know. I just do it to appear more sophisticated.

So I'd just like to take this opportunity, on national television, to assure you all, comrades, that honest to God, I have NOT sold out!

I won't say anything because no one ever listens to me anyway.

Shh! The kettle's had a breakdown.

Hey, wouldn't it be terrible if we ended up having to eat each other?

I hope Mike hurries back with the cure!

Excuse me, is this a cheese shop? -No, sir.

Next week, right, I'm going to blow up a panda in Croydon.

Vyvyan, it is proved that ants are highly intelligent, with a well-ordered society.

Vyvyan, why do you keep telling us what's just about to happen next?