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| We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. | |
| Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, 'Dear God! What is that thing,' will echo in your perfect ears. | |
| But apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us. | |
| You know, Mr. Bernstein, if I hadn't been very rich, I might have been a really great man. | |
| The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. | |
| Don't you touch that! You were always jealous of this lamp. | |
| This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode. | |
| Have you ever had two people look at you, with complete lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes? | |
| Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear. | |
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| It tastes like you but sweeter! | |
| Ooh, look at this. I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. | |
| That's seven including when we first came in and you asked Mr. Vernon whether Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet. | |
| I ended by falling on my knees and pledging her eternal love. And do you know that, at that time, and for several hours afterwards, I actually meant it. | |
| You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement! | |
| They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way. | |
| Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss. | |
| I don't need a nicotine patch, Penny. I smoke cigarettes. | |
| Well, if it was a toothbrush I wouldn't ask questions, I'd just quote a price, but then a toothbrush is a non-lethal object, isn't it? | |
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