| What I Did? | Who Am I? |
| I've had so much of Amity Island that I could just explode | |
| I betrayed my brother for the throne, tried to kill my nephew, and I swear I'm not King Claudius | |
| I've polluted, deforested, and killed a certain fawn's mother | |
| I bullied a father and his son, it's their fault I just wanted to take Lorraine to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance | |
| You could say I'm the real villain of Oz, making Dorothy kill my rival | |
| I operated a spacecraft, but if you want me to say my name 'I'm afraid I can't do that' | |
| I raped, spoke Nadsat, and sang the deadliest version of 'Singing In The Rain' ever | |
| I convinced the world I didn't exist, but my limp and I weren't all we seemed | |
| I've skinned commandos, escaped booby traps, and blew myself up so Dutch couldn't 'get to the choppa!' | |
| | What I Did? | Who Am I? |
| I doped my patients up and made McMurphy go a little 'cuckoo' | |
| I've given scars, killed mudbloods, and if you think I'm wrong 'Avada Kedavra!' | |
| I've killed, bombed, and taunted a certain bat. But let me tell you 'how I got these scars' | |
| I may have thrown the worst Christmas party the Nakatomi Plaza building has ever seen | |
| I made fur coats out of everything, except for those spotted puppies | |
| All I wanted were my sister's shoes back until one 'pretty and her little dog too' stole them maybe I'm not as 'wicked' as you think | |
| I'm the man of your dreams, in fact around Elm Street they say I'm to die for | |
| I've commanded a fleet, became an amputee, and I was reunited with my son (R.I.P. Alderaan) | |
| I helped my multi-colored (not racially) associates rob a bank, chopped off someone's ear, and love 'bubblegum pop' | |
| | What I Did? | Who Am I? |
| I was a program in the system, but Mr. Anderson made me into a virus | |
| I just did what I thought mommy wanted because you know, 'she wouldn't even hurt a fly' | |
| I stayed at the Overlook to break my writer's block because 'all work and no play...' | |
| I fought my way through time for a certain boy and don't worry 'I'll be back' | |
| I tried to up my curb appeal by sinking California, the plan would've been 'super' | |
| I tried to put the deadly in the seven deadly sins and packed a certain box | |
| I refused to have my census taken and enjoyed myself with 'some fava beans and a nice chianti' | |
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