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Can you name the real Simpsons blackboard openings?

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Blackboard opening(R)eal or (F)ake?
They are laughing at me, not with me
I will not pledge allegiance to Rupert Murdoch
I will not sell my kidney on eBay
My butt does not deserve a website
I do not like green eggs and ham
I will not fake seizures
I will not collect taxes from the second graders
Graffiti is not an art project
Does any kid still do this anymore?
I will not try to unionize my classmates
I will not practice tap dancing on the principal's car
I will return the seeing-eye dog
I will not yell 'Fire' in a crowded classroom
Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story
Eating my vegetables is not a Mother's Day present
Nobody stays the same age forever
The school is not just part of the Matrix
Network TV is not dead
I will not carve gods
I will not believe what I hear on FOX News
Tony Danza is not my uncle
I will not sell the school's chairs for scrap metal
Life is not a cartoon
I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be
Nobody reads these anymore
Blackboard opening(R)eal or (F)ake?
The hamster did not have 'a full life'
Dodgeball stops at the gym door
I will not post fake homework assignments
This school does not need a 'regime change'
The cafeteria meatloaf is not 'Soylent Green'
I will not sell cough syrup shots
The pencil sharpener is only for pencils
I am not Sparticus
The poop deck is not what I think it is
I will not sell teacher's house
I will not submit anonymous complaints to the school board
I will not waste chalk
I did not shoot the sherriff (or the deputy)
Poking a dead raccoon is not research
I will not run businesses out of my locker
I do not get paid overtime for detention
SpongeBob is not a contraceptive
I will not snap bras
I was not the sixth Beatle
I will not tease Fatty
I will not leak the plot of the movie
I am not the voice you hear in movie trailers
The capital of Montana is not 'Hannah'
I will not commit crimes for the 'street cred'
Vampire is not a career choice

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