| Quote | Character |
| 'We're not using the Z word' | |
| 'Glad somebody made it' | |
| 'It means um, to make things worse' | |
| 'Have a sit down?' | |
| 'You go to bed with it?' | |
| 'Now, I'm not saying it was you' | |
| 'Safety fist, Shaun' | |
| 'I'm not a chartered accountant' | |
| 'Hello Pickle' | |
| 'You promised you'd get us free cable' | |
| 'You've got red on you' (Origonal) | |
| 'Hello my friend. No beer today?' | |