| Full Name | Last Name | Thanks to 'Uncle John's Endlessly Engros |
| Fictional A-Team mercenary Bosco Albert... | |
| Science-fiction author Herbert George | |
| Tycoon John Pierpont... | |
| Baseball pitcher Carsten Charles... | |
| Grey's Anatomy co-star Theodore Raymond... | |
| Stand-up comedian Darryl Lynn... | |
| Tobacco baron Richard Joshua... | |
| Poet Edward Estlin... | |
| Winnie the Pooh creator Alan Alexander... | |
| Real name of the Big Bopper, Jiles Perry... | |
| Peter Pan author James Matthew... | |
| 1980's TV cop Thomas Jefferson... | |