| Quote | Musical |
| 'You've brought the cake-walk back into style...' | |
| 'Slap it till it's dizzy...' | |
| 'I've made me a fortune. That fortune made ten...' | |
| 'With or without the mistletoe, I'm in a holiday mood...' | |
| 'By all my sainted aunt believes...' | |
| 'Long ago, one fine day, some philosopher was heard to say...' | |
| 'We are out with Diamond Jims tonight...' | |
| 'When invited to dine, I can't eat without wine...' | |
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| 'And he dresses far worse than Ted or Jim...' | |
| 'We slit 'em down the back and peppered 'em good...' | |
| 'The candles at the court, they never burned as bright...' | |
| 'There is no soap, no soap like Zaz No detergent, lotion, or oil with such power in the shower...' | |
| 'All I need is one good break, just one good break and mister, watch my speed!' | |
| 'Life is what you do while you're waiting to die...' | |
| 'But every time I take one in my arms, it starts...' | |
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