| Clue | Character |
| Likes escapators | |
| Has a house that is shaped like a rook | |
| Intelligent, like his owner | |
| Only admirable politician at the Ministry of Magic | |
| Oh Merlin, that's a lot of flamingoes! | |
| Still has his left buttock | |
| Looks too cool to work where he does | |
| Treasures Droobles Best Blowing Gum wrappers | |
| Incredibly bright, yet incredibly stupid when it comes to women | |
| Drools | |
| NOT a great ugly brute | |
| 'A History of Magic' can be useful, after all | |
| Fears severed hands | |
| Likes to keep an eye on Mars | |
| Has a strong punch | |
| Doesn't want a haircut | |
| Holy | |
| Sure loves his crystallized pineapple | |
| Has a nice wand for charm work | |
| Tends to take long showers when he's depressed | |
| Would like to actually dance at a dance, as shocking as that is | |
| Likes jellyfish | |
| Fan of Celestina Warbeck | |
| Humble, unlike his father | |
| Doesn't enjoy grapefruit all that much | |